Lessons in Editing and Why Spencer Pratt has Women Beater Tendencies

24 11 2008

Im anti-editing. I don’t like to edit. Its my least favorite part of the writing process. I have a tendency to over edit and miss all the important stuff. I know as an English major, I should be more conscious of these things, but I’m working on it. My blogger wife has forced me to up my vocabulary game, and start to look at my work to see if I am effectively getting my point across. What good is this blog if I’m the only one who can understand it? My tthoughts should be clear, not cryptic. I’m going to start editing as I go along. I hope it’s working.  My fear is that if I edit I will snatch some of that Cayenne pepper feeling out of my writing. I normally write on an emotional whim, just like I live my life. I will find a healthy balance between the two. Hopefully, the blogs that follow will be just as emotional, just as thoughtful, edited, and written as if I had taken several upper level English courses. Which I have, and passed, successfully. I know its hard to believe.

On to more pressing issues.

THE HILLS

I have always though that Spencer Pratt was a bit off. Before I thought he might like little girl twat. There was something about that beard ,that screamed dusty constructing van, timberland work boots, and penny candies. But I changed my mind, he’s not a pedophile, He is a woman beater! A master of domestic violence. Yes. Look at the signs.

1. He’s super possessive

2. He’s succeeded in isolating his victim from her family.

3. He made her give up her life. i.e. Job and apartment

4.He emotionally gut punches her on the regular.

Should I wait for the bruises or the crack pipe to surface in the routine traffic stop. I’m just saying. I’ve seen it happen trust me.

 

Getting Better,

 

KD





I still love…

22 11 2008

….Whitney Port.

Jungle Fever. I don’t give a shit. You just don’t understand what she does to my life. The only people I love more are my mother and Kerri Washington.

 

 

whitney-port-good-face

 

That’s All,

 

KD





10 Reasons I’m Breaking Up With Lauren Conrad (The Bored and Fat Friday Night Edition)

12 09 2008

 1.       She’s always crying. (nothing worse than a white girl with runny mascara)

2.       Everyone on her show out shines her! Even bunny face Audrina.

3.       When it matters she’s nothing more than a side kick.

4.       She’s lost more friends in 5 years than I’ve lost in my entire life.

5.       Lo’s a bitch. She was my favorite on Laguna. Now, she’s just a bitch. A nagging whining bitch, and because your best friends a bitch we have beef.

6.       She finally found someone who wasn’t a coked out cheater and she dumps them. That should be reason number one. But it’s not just LC it’s all girls. (Yes I went there!)

7.       As much as I hate Heidi, she’s starting to become a tad bit cuter. She still looks a little touched but she is giving LC a run for her money. And you never let the enemy out shine you. Especially when everyone is rooting for you.

8.       Her age is starting to show on her face. You’re only in your early 20’s, why do you have wrinkles? Why haven’t you got botoxed up??

9.       It’s Friday.

10.   This may be the last season of The Hills. L Now what am I going to watch on Monday’s?

 

 

 

 

 

I told you she was a bitch!

I told you she was a bitch!

 

And Spencer is still the BIGGEST DOUCHE BAG EVER TO BREATHE!
Maybe we can go to counseling,
KD




Where I Wanna Be…

25 03 2008

                                                                   

                               

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

please excuse the random guy in the last picture. I didnt have time to crop him out. I promise to replace him with me someday soon.

In the aftermath of the Hills premiere, now I want to go to Paris. Australia first. Then Paris. Then the world. Its gonna happen. It has to happen. This is my motivation to save and have good credit.

I want to travel at-least once a year to a place that I’ve never been. I want to step foot on every Continent before I turn 35. I want to be able to say I’ve been there. I’ve done that.

Still bored in class but daydreaming of the Eiffel Tower,

KD

 





Over “The Hills” to Whitney’s House We Go…

5 01 2008

Sexy Whitney

legs for days

Its no secret that I am in love with “The Hills”.  I have no problem admitting that. Every Monday night at 10, I am in front of my television with no interruptions to watch Lauren, Audrina, Heidi, Spencer, Brodie, Lisa Love, and of course the lovely and ever so fashionable Ms. Whitney Port. Ha! Whitney is F L Y. Hand down the most down to earth and realistic character on the show. She keeps it real. Whitney is what I aspire to be. Well, not white female, or thin, but a young college educated working professional. And for that I love her. This is my ode to Whitney Port. They flyest white girl I’ve never met.