The real reason I miss myspace

THE SURVEYS… I stole this one from on of my fellow bloggers…

 

1. Where is your cell phone? ……………… on the bed

2. Your significant other?……………… somewhere between insanity and the computer screen

3. Your hair? ………………………………… in need of mowing.

4. Your brother? ……………………………….my mom stopped after one because I was perfect

5. Your sister?………………………………… my dad was a whore.

6. Your favorite thing?……………………… Iced Tea with or without liquor.

7. Your dream last night?…………………. I finished a story that I started.

8. Your favorite beverage? ………………………..Iced tea

9. Your dream/goal?………………………….. To write a personal memior and change the world

10. The room you’re in?…………………….. The basement

11. Your ex?……………………………………….. wore the strangest flip flops

12. Your fear?……………………………………. never leaving this town

13. Where do you want to be in 10 years?…….some place where all the bill are mine

14. Where were you last night?…………..sitting in this same exact spot. I have the carpet indentations to prove it.

15. What you’re not?…………………………… white, employed

16. Muffins?……………………………………….. I’ll pass. Where the texas toast

17. One of your wish list items?…………. A car…nothing more than 10 years old with 4 doors

18. Where you grew up?…………………… Le great first state

19. The last thing you did?………………… watched cop and a half

20. What are you wearing?………………… my fav cargo shorts.

21. Your TV?…………………………………….. Thats no important

22. Your pets?……………………………………. He died. I cried. Currently holding auditions for new pets (dogs only) we are not an EOE

23. Your computer? ………………………… Gateway. my mistress.

24. Your life?……………………………………… Is not as bad as it looks

25. Your mood?……………………………….. moderately jovial

26. Missing someone?………………………… yes, my sanity and my HOS! *waves to hos*

27. Your car?……………………………………. I don’t even have a bike

28. Something you’re not wearing?………… socks

29. Favorite Place?……………………………… any place but here

30. Your summer?…………………………….. lets just say that sleeping has played a major role in in.

31. Love someone?…………………………….I did. I still do. maybe I miss more than my sanity.—Forget I said that

32. Your favorite color?……………………….. Brown and Blue

33. Last time you laughed…………………… “you bring me no joy!” I laughed just then. see I’m fun.

34. Last time you cried?…………………….. Lets not dig that deep.

35. Who will repost this?……………………. no one because I don’t have a myspace any more! I graduated to facebook and blogging

 

I get paid tomorrow.

 

KD

Wide awake at 3 am(Slicker Than Your Average)

I haven’t been to sleep before 5 am in almost 2 weeks. Tonight I tried to make a conscious effort not to be up this late seeing as its the holiday and all. I guess we celebrate the Memorial Day. I know we put a flag on my grandfathers grave (to be honest I just found that out today). For me it usually means another unwanted family gathering. This year there won’t be.

I got my stimulus check from the gov’t. A whole $300 dollars to remind me that I am broke. I’m not complaining. Even thought I owed my mom half right off the top and the 60 that I owe to the saint. I guess in all things are starting to look up. Now if I could only find a job that would be amazing! Im going to stop being stubborn and call the grocery store. i know its not my dream job but it will pay the bills.

I need to call my dad. I should of done it yesterday when it was free. I’ll call eventually. Probably tomorrow. Its the holiday. I feel bad for not celebrating the holiday. Slightly un-American, but the check I cashed had lady liberty on it. That was kind of American.

Its 330 now. and I’m going to play a word association game with myself. Here we go.

Orange

loud

laughter

teeth

horses

peanut butter

apples

white

snow

pee

ammonia

cats

Chinese

general tso’s

red

hypnosis

left

forgotten

sanity

bubble wrap

stair cases

foil

soap

angels

outfield

flies

zippers

close

doors

closets

secretes

truth

deception

religion

mustard seed

calories

Atkins

baggy

bad breath

all that

Sunday

planters nuts

peach flowers

hair grease

polka dots

row homes

curse words

fire crackers

bird food

alka seltzer

car fire

dust

shed

monkeys

fights

lips

water fountains

grant hill

Redding middle

delorenzo

wizard of oz

broken television

string beans and corn

unwanted visitors

chocolate milk

lactose intolerant

first grade

cheating

Sparks

cow boy boots

gumby

cassette player

Nintendo

sleep over

scrabble

scrapple

wrestling

undertaker

death

purple

prince

skinny

baby

abortion

unplanned

vacation

stranded

night clubs

bar

ABC

cubic zirconium

old navy

vans

checkers

Baltimore

cheesecake

cherries

sundaes

spoiled mile

cows

skim

shit

chemistry

stretch Armstrong

gangly

rejection

ugly

curve

hip

shoulder

poetry

ink

confusion

beauty

flawed

track ball

cash

compulsive

credit cards

lil wayne

dark

Vegas

rats

hookers

txt messages

sex

crack house

condoms

voyeurism

porn

history

eagles

super stars

gypsies

deconstruction

project runway

weirdoes

Kara Saun

leather

bacon

rolls

paper towels

fight club

national geographic

titties

African

jungle

ivory

pearls

silver

Kirk Franklin

brain damage

tumors

cancer

cervix

hospitals

33

Jim Carey

grinch that stole Christmas

silent night

presents

greed

ring tones

party

natural ice

kiddie pool

digital camera

flash

gas station

Latin American

omelets

tequila

colors

London

hills

port

river front

 water

drown

sleep

insomnia

vampire

blade

black

silence

fan blade

on demand

sex and the city

blackberry

ok Im done. its 3:51 now. There was no real point to that. Its just more constructive that me sitting here in the dark pretending that Im going to sleep. Im still not tired. I miss cookout. I think that would be the answer to all my prayers. Fucking Hush puppies and a mint chocolate chip milkshake. maybe not? wont know till August.

Im done now,

 

KD

 

Because I’m sick of reading.

We wrote love on moth’s wings

prayed it would be drawn to fire

burned

so love would be reborn

inhale…