All I see is Della Resse in “Harlem Nights”.”This muthafuck shot my pinky toe!!!!”
Geesh, out of all the coonery shooting accidents I’ve heard of this by far is the cooniest.
Now I wonder…How the hell do you shoot your self in the leg? I mean I’m sure there are tons of possibilities but when you make 35 million dollars using your legs, I would be a little more careful. Shit, Tina Turner has her legs insured for how much? And you’re running around playing Cowboys and Indians with a damn pistol. Grow UP!!! Somebody should call Eddie Murphy, pay him to get dressed up in a zoot suit, and shoot yo ass. At least that way when people hear the story they don’t go…WHAT THE HELL??? PLEXICO BURRESS…you should be shamed.
Still, I pray you recover fully. I’m not a huge Giants Fan or anything of the kind, but your human, and I’m trying to be kind. DUMBASS!
Sunday Morning,
KD
